this perfectly describes how all college shopping is done
How To Deal With A Crush
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
^reblogging for that
Rouge: Check out those mountains.
Shadow: …What about them?
Rouge: Looks like a quiet, secluded spot, don’t you think…? Nice place for two people to be alone…? <3
Shadow: ……What are you asking me?
Rouge: *sigh* You wanna go make out?
Shadow: ……. After lunch.
brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS